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Roast my resume before a recruiter does it for free

Polite feedback wastes weeks. Arcenly scores the PDF, calls out weak bullets and cliché summaries, then you fix it in the same platform — not another disconnected tool.

The problem

Your friends said it “looks good.” That is not a hiring signal.

Kind feedback protects feelings. Roast protects your interview rate — by naming what is vague, unproven, or copy-pasted from every other resume in the pile.

  • “Results-driven team player” in the summary
  • Duty bullets with zero outcomes
  • Skills: Microsoft Office next to Python

What Arcenly does differently

What a roast sounds like

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Rough draft energy

Free shows the score. Pro unlocks the full critique — you already felt the hit.

  • CRITICALNo quantified achievements — every bullet reads as a duty, not an impact.
  • MAJORSummary is a cliché factory. “Results-driven team player” tells a recruiter nothing.
  • MAJORSkills section is undifferentiated — no signal of what you actually ship.

Same job search

This tool isn't a dead end

Arcenly is the operating system for your job search. Finish here, then move — without re-uploading your life into another tab.

Questions

Is Roast My Resume free?

You can run a roast and see your score on Free. The full critique unlocks with Pro.

Is it actually mean?

It is direct. The point is useful honesty, not insult-for-clicks — you leave with specifics to improve.

What file types work?

PDF works best for upload. You can also roast a resume already built in Arcenly.

How is this different from ATS Checker?

Roast critiques overall quality and clarity. ATS measures fit against one job description. Use both.

Start where you are. Upgrade when it hurts not to.

Free gets you into the work. Pro unlocks the full reports, Tailor, Roast critique, Interview Coach — after you've already felt the gap.